Dad - um - ya know. if you fight both an eagle and - um - a unicorn you can get killed!
An eagle -um- it could peck your eyes... or scratch you with um its -um- claws...
L: (working on a drawing, doesn't even look up) Talons.
C: What? What are talons?
L: (Still head down, drawing)That's what you call an eagles claws.
C: Oh. Ok...
The conversation then spun off in another direction. I never heard all the horrible things a unicorn could do to me. I think I'll just make a note to avoid both unicorns and eagles.
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