Fear him and his lizard pajamas!!!
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Poor Mary Poppins
At breakfast this morning...
Cooper: "Dad, know what Mary Poppins does on her birthday?"
Me: "Dunno..."
Cooper: "Works."
Cooper: "Dad, know what Mary Poppins does on her birthday?"
Me: "Dunno..."
Cooper: "Works."
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Zombies make poor house help
Cooper: Dad, if there were really zombies, I don't think they'd eat anything. They'd just wander around and parts of them might fall off if they bumped into stuff or if someone threw something at them and it hit them and blew up.
Me: really?
Cooper: Yes. I think they'd just wander around and then we'd be homeless.
Me: Why? Would they eat our house?
Cooper: No. Remember? I don't think they'd eat anything. They'd just want to move around in our house and do stuff.
Me: Like what?
Cooper: Like clean it, or vacuum, or dust stuff…
Me: That would be ok. I wouldn't mind a bunch of zombies coming by to clean our house.
Lillian: Dad! They really wouldn't do a very good job.
Cooper: Yeah. She's right.
Lillian: They'd try to vacuum the wood floor and they'd get tangled in the chord and pull it out of the wall when they were vacuuming. They just don't do good work.
Cooper: Yeah.
Me: really?
Cooper: Yes. I think they'd just wander around and then we'd be homeless.
Me: Why? Would they eat our house?
Cooper: No. Remember? I don't think they'd eat anything. They'd just want to move around in our house and do stuff.
Me: Like what?
Cooper: Like clean it, or vacuum, or dust stuff…
Me: That would be ok. I wouldn't mind a bunch of zombies coming by to clean our house.
Lillian: Dad! They really wouldn't do a very good job.
Cooper: Yeah. She's right.
Lillian: They'd try to vacuum the wood floor and they'd get tangled in the chord and pull it out of the wall when they were vacuuming. They just don't do good work.
Cooper: Yeah.
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