Planning Lillian’s Birthday for next month

Robin: “…Another option is we could do a pirate theme. Maybe have a scavenger hunt for treasure hidden around the house or yard.”
Cooper: ”And the chimpanzee could swing from the light hanging above the kitchen table!”

(insert another 5 minutes of party planning conversation here)

Robin: “...or we could look at a pool party. There’s this place in Charlotte…”
James: “But the kids really aren’t strong swimmers yet. If we’re talking about water slides…”
Cooper: “Lillian! What you should do is put a shooter on the window, the floor, and the ceiling, so you could shoot darts at people from all three directions!”

(insert another 5 minutes of party planning conversation here)

Robin: “...so in that scenario, Lillian, you’d probably need to pick just one or two friends from school to invite.”
Cooper (longingly to no one in particular): I sure would like a flying suit…”