More solid advice from Lillian over breakfast

If you have a new baby, that's a really bad time to have a house fire. You should wait until the baby is at least three or four years old.

I think I'm going to go ahead and schedule ours for never.

This from Lillian this morning...

As I was making coffee this morning, Lillian spontaneously passed on the following advice between bites of Grape Nuts:

"Hey..."
(crunch-crunch-crunch...)
"If you work at a junk yard..."
(crunch-crunch-crunch...)
"And they have old junk cars there..."
(crunch-crunch-crunch...)
"And they move those cars with a giant magnet on a crane..."
(crunch-crunch-crunch...)
"Don't wear earrings."

I think most people do this at the beach...