Ironman at the wheel / Barbie shotgun / Weapons in the trunk

Yesterday, Granna & Papa gave Cooper an Ironman toy. He and Lillian have been playing with it ceaselessly. This morning I came upstairs to discover this...

Cooper graduates from preschool

Faster than fast

Cooper is convinced that he has super speed.

This morning, I was drinking coffee on the couch when he sprinted down the hall into the living room. When he stooped, he asked "Did all you see is rainbows?"

Me: "What?"

Cooper: "Did all you see is a cloud of smoke and rainbows?"

Later, as he continued to sprint around the downstairs, he shouted out "Did you see?! I'm running so fast, taste is falling out of my mouth!" We eventually determined this was drool.

"V"... It Starts with a "V"

Driving Cooper home from school last Thursday. From the back seat:
"Daddy, can we get a penis fly trap? I think it would help clear out that fly that got into the house yesterday."

Cooper's Growing-Up Song

Recycling

We were out last weekend at a Mexican restaurant. At one point, I'm walking Cooper to the Men's Room. Passing through the bar, he looks up and sees a very elaborate chandelier made of swooping curved ironwork and hundreds of inverted Corona bottles.

"Woooooooooow! How can recycling be so beautiful!!!"

Lillian's contribution...

Lillian-- "I'm guessing boys are made differently under here (points to her armpit) so they can do this (pit fart) just like girls are made to dress fancy."
In her next breath, "Mom, do we need a tongue? What do tongues do?"