Lillian's "Orange" comercial

5th grade is doing a unit on advertising. Lillian decided she wanted to try her hand as it as well...

While eating popcorn on the couch last night...

Cooper:

"When I grow up I want to design houses with soft curved walls because it's the hard and angled parts I always bang my head on around here."

From Max to Robin while waiting on Santa to arrive...

Max: Mom, what do you want for Christmas?
Robin: I think a pretty pillow would be nice.
Max: Ok. I will get you a new purse, a pillow pet, and a saw. The saw is so you can cut down trees.

On our way to Gabriels 6th birthday party...

Cooper: Dad, what does it mean in the movies when someone says, "I guess my orthodontist was right. I shouldn't keep a dragon in a leather cage?"

This comment from Cooper during church Sunday...

"I always have the hardest time remembering the difference between a Cockatrice and a Manticore..."

I think Cooper was hearing a different sermon than I was.

This is what happens...

...when you take little boys shopping for bicycle helmets. 

Cooper examines sandwitch molecules